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General information about the games I play and have fun with.

The cake is a lie!

Cake anyone?

Portal Cake

To the people who hasn’t played Portal, read these lyrics. If you don’t understand use $20 on Portal!

This was a triumph!
I’m making a note here:

It’s hard to overstate
my satisfaction.

Aperture Science:
We do what we must
because we can.

For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.

But there’s no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the science gets done.
And you make a neat gun
for the people who are
still alive.

I’m not even angry…
I’m being so sincere right now-
Even though you broke my heart,
and killed me.

And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!

Now, these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we’re out of beta.
We’re releasing on time!
So I’m GLaD I got burned-
Think of all the things we learned-
for the people who are
still alive.

Go ahead and leave me…
I think I’d prefer to stay inside…
Maybe you’ll find someone else
to help you?
Maybe Black Mesa?
That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

Anyway this cake is great!
It’s so delicious and moist!

Look at me: still talking
when there’s science to do!
When I look out there,
it makes me GLaD I’m not you.

I’ve experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive.
And believe me I am
still alive.
I’m doing science and I’m
still alive.
I feel fantastic and I’m
still alive.
While you’re dying I’ll be
still alive.
And when you’re dead I will be
still alive.

Still alive.

Still alive.

If you prefer the techno version? 🙂

Round End Protection

This is my first release ever on a AmxModX.org plugin. If you don’t know what this is, then ignore it 🙂 This is for the Half-Life server only. If you don’t run any servers of Half-Life1 type just skip this news.

Round End Protection!
(To be used with Ptahhotep’s Team Balancer 1.8b1)

Gives weapons back if you get killed after round ended. It also punish the killer.
It should be used with PTB (http://forums.alliedmods.net/showthread.php?p=227369) then the kill-after-roundend matches fy_iceworld-like maps would stop.


Download REP.sma (11 KB)
Download Girl.zip (1,38 MB)

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Blow off some steam with Conditon Zero and WC3FT

Join the http://cs.werner.no server

If you don’t have Condition Zero buy it from Valve using the Steam system. Steam is free, the game is only $9.99. (If you want every game from Valve including HL2 and so on, get it for only $80 bucks!)

Crazyfun, everyone!

(I’m currently going to buy a new server thats going to handle a much more load, so I’m going to setup a CS: Source server later on. Give me a thumbsup if you like that idea :))